Showing posts tagged freedom cannon.
x

ALFOXUS

curious?   my face   

Jim

A political dialectic

Power:OH NO
People:What
Power:OHHH NO
People:WHAT
Power:We've discovered something that could spell the END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
People:OH NO what is it? Let us see!
Power:No, it's too dangerous. No one can see it
People:Okay, you know best. Just tell us what it is!
Power:Watch this infotainment DVD we conveniently prepared just in case this exact scenario happened
People:*watches* What are you going to do about it?! Think of the children!
Power:There is one way to stop it, but we have to be quick! There's no time to lose! You have to trust us.
People:Oh snap! Alright, whatever it takes
Power:Ready? On three. One... two... three! Quick give us all your money
People:ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod... ahhhh!!! *flailing*
Power:OH NO! It's not working! Some terrorists made a black hole and now it's sucking up all the money! We need more currency to power the Freedom Cannon so we can destroy it! Quickly! No time to stop and think for even a second!
People:AAARRGGGH!!! *desperately throwing spare change*
Power:k, sweet. Here's a list of things you're not allowed to do anymore
People:Are we safe now?!
Power:Um. Yeah, sure I guess. Whatever
People:Phew! Thank God we had you to save us!
Power:*reads from autocue* On this day! - we demonstrated the power of an idea. On this day, people across this great nation responded to the rallying call of their country and gave everything they had, for freedom. On this day we came together and showed - as once our forefathers did before us - that if you believe in hope, nothing is impossible!
People:*applause* (Yeah! Wooh! Go us!)
Power:*basks*
People:Wait... we have a question. If the terrorists created a black hole, how come the Freedom Cannon didn't get sucked in too?
Power:
Power:
Power:
People:... so the reason we needed money to power the Freedom Cannon to collapse the black hole... was because all of the money... was being sucked into the black hole? That makes no sense
Power:
Power:
Power:*commercial break*
Power:
Power:
Power:OMG WHAT IS THAT IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Power:Quick, give us all your money
— 1 year ago with 2 notes
#politics  #economy  #hegelian dialectics  #propaganda  #apocalypse  #2012  #bailout  #terrorism  #incisive political commentary  #freedom cannon